{38D :: 39”/33”/41” :: 5’3” :: ~175lbs.} 👋🏻Been called ‘Lala’ since ‘06, and it’s what everyone calls me in the real world. ⚠️On the internet, I *can* be a rude, crude, loud-mouthed bitch with a sassy attitude. ⚠️ 🧠I can also be compassionate, often giving dudes advice regarding females (or life in general). 💬I’ve also been told that my rants are entertaining, and that I’m hilarious (for a girl). ‼️I may seem a bit unhinged at times.‼️ 🗣️To make it simple- I talk A LOT. 🎬Try and hang out in my chat to get an idea of what kind of hot mess that I am. & 🚫If you’re looking for “The Girlfriend Experience”, then go check out other models (I can recommend some if you’d like; this site has so many amazing girls). 😈I can only offer you “The Best-Friend Experience”, which means I’m like that chick that friend zoned you, but you would fuck if you were given the chance.

*✨picture taken on my phone * My life is not considered normal. I have no public utilities (off the grid life), have no neighbors for a half mile in any direction, and I live in an old motor home in the desert. Some may call me “white trash” and they would be right- haha! But I love the quiet life, away from any big city, and I also enjoy having no light pollution (I can enjoy the shooting stars and Milky Way). If you have questions you can ask me when I’m live.

I have no consistency in my schedule. I try to go live at least once a day, and I get online to check messages at least once per day. My boyfriend is streaming with me more often, but there is also no consistency for when that is. Usually in the evening and the activities we engage in depends on completion of our tip goal for anything real sexy to happen.

Rules: •Do NOT call me “Baby”, “Babe”, “Bb”, etc. •Keep all DIRTY TALK in TIP NOTES ONLY or you will be muted. •PM = prompt mute; still want me to PM you? •Do not make demands & do not ask me to do anything that isn’t on my tip menu. Asking nicely goes a lot further than demanding. FAQs: •NO MEET UPS. •I will not accept a PVT show request unless you have been active in my public chat. •I rarely do C2C private shows •If your profile pic is your DICK I will not accept your friend request. •I do NOT add male model accounts (or anyone) as a friend unless you have spoken to me in the public chat- which means no grey users (except those who joined my fan club). (Other female models are always accepted tho!) •Do NOT ask me to break any rules. •I do not accept payment outside of StripChat. •If you want to go PVT then you have to ask me in public chat and be specific of what you’d like to see.

*DISCLAIMER: the photo is of FRANK ZAPPA, not neighbor (boy)friend, but think of NBF as a ‘Blonde Frank Zappa’.** … SO- who is ‘Neighbor Friend’? He is my person. We met in June 2019, and have been in relationships with each other: •FWBs •Domestic Partners •Best (fucking) Friends •Significant Others •On-again, Off-again couple •Lovers •Best-Fucking-Friends •Spouse •etc. He makes jokes about being my “fucking God” because I say it so much when he’s inside me.