Why anyone would Ever buy off an Amazon wishlist for a complete stranger is baffling to me. Though, stranger things have happened to me. Like that time I fingered a stripper Tijuana. Following said fingering, a joint decision was made by Don Julio, Illicit Illegal compounds, and myself that aforementioned stripper needed a better life…and who better to give her one than This wonderful chick that owns this profile…Skarrrlettt? We were all very positive that being my live-in house slut would definitely be a step up over being a stripper in Tijuana. To be fair, I told her I’d pay her and she could leave at anytime… So don’t judge me. I was giving her a hand up, not a hand out… And it would’ve prevented her from having to continue to give hand jobs. Win win if you ask me. Border patrol did not agree And immediately put a kibosh on my humanitarian aid. It’s not called HARBORING HOOKERS, it’s called SAVING STRIPPERS. See… Stranger things have happened. stranger Things indeed…

Now I know we can’t all be heroes… But you can sure support one… Like this humanitarian right here! What better way to show your support of my noble Effort to Sneak myself home a little spicy Señorita… something completely irresponsible and illegal… than to buy me some random stuff? So go ahead and make your own irresponsible decision and feel free to check out my list. I may not be the Hottest or youngest chick on here… But I am the fucking funniest. At least give me credit for that motherfucker. Cheers. Now …Move it along Padawan ~~These are not the whores you’re looking for~~